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Sep 22, 2014 / 271,538 notes

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Sep 22, 2014 / 159,932 notes

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

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surprisebitch:

rescueeffect:

My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid.  She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’  So like, don’t do this.

the same also applies to people who don’t speak english as their first language, people need to fucking realize that they can actually speak more than one language. i am pretty certain people who make fun of others when they speak or mispronounce, or make fun of their accent, cant even learn a fucking language independently
Sep 22, 2014 / 269,800 notes

surprisebitch:

rescueeffect:

My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid.  She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’  So like, don’t do this.

the same also applies to people who don’t speak english as their first language, people need to fucking realize that they can actually speak more than one language. i am pretty certain people who make fun of others when they speak or mispronounce, or make fun of their accent, cant even learn a fucking language independently

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Sep 22, 2014 / 22,951 notes

shrekyourself:

Can the new iPhone do this??? (no)

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Sep 22, 2014 / 14,806 notes
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ithotyouknew:

sosa-parks:

if a white girls says “aww you’re like a brother to me” dont feel curved, you know damn well white people fuck they siblings

MY JAW DROPPED

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Sep 22, 2014 / 1,210 notes
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cakejam:

when u want something but the price just too much

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Sep 22, 2014 / 220,825 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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Sep 22, 2014 / 77,833 notes

fiftyshadesofroyal:

nevver:

Brussels

celebration of the 50th anniversary of Turkish workers’ migration to Belgium


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Sep 22, 2014 / 42,504 notes

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD
Sep 22, 2014 / 219,619 notes
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apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

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