I am half Scottish and half Japanese- I hand-sewed this kimono from men’s dress shirts and boxer shorts.
I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“
The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.
I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”
bro do you realize you met aliens
not unusual for a kmart
making a new password like
me: beefstew
computer: sorry password not stroganoff
oh my god
*slowclap*
i have a few Play longsleeves and VHS longsleeves still available if anyone wants to cop before they’re gone
Available here
Only 1 or 2 left… yeee
only 1 left





